- I'll wait and get one of those big Fairies for 99p from Lidl.
- Big fairies? Are they like the dog-poo fairy, clumping around picking dogshit off the pavement and bemoaning their genes? Not pretty and petite so they can't be used in Disney? "These f-ing wings are useless, it's all about power to weight ratio."
- "I'm big boned. I know I could lose a bit off me front but me arse is perfect."
And off she went, laughing and saying "You've brought on me old trouble again."
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