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Stressed Eric
I can’t be the only one who suspects that Sir Keir may be an example of high-functioning autism. Some would say ‘suffers from’ but it is we who bear the consequences when someone in high authority is not ‘neurotypical.’
There are worse flaws: think of narcissistic psychopaths or messianic dreamers - have we not had such governing us before? Then again, what normal person wants to have - or could attain - the top job?
Children who are ‘on the spectrum’ of autism have difficulties in social communication - not just with words but in their facial expressions and body language. They may not understand others’ minds or grasp underlying meanings in what is said to them. They are instinctively sensed as different by their fellows, who with the cruelty of the conformist young will tend to shun or bully them.
They do have emotions - often they get on well with animals, who are not so tricky. But for them human social intercourse can be like a tourist trying to speak Greek and their rhythm of responses is halting. As a result they can be misunderstood as impassive, unfeeling. Dan Hodges in the MoS reports a senior government official as saying Starmer is ‘a very strange man. There's no empathy there. You try to talk him through the implications of what he's proposing and he goes blank.’
Asperger’s types can be very intelligent but faced with a largely social world that is unpredictable and sometimes frightening or painful they may turn to a model that they can understand and control; not just computer games but - if they have sufficient power - grand schemes with niches for everyone else. In reality the model is bound to be inadequate and the Aspie will be intolerant of ‘square pegs,’ as Adam Smith noted in 1759:
‘The man of system… is apt to be very wise in his own conceit; and is often so enamoured with the supposed beauty of his own ideal plan of government, that he cannot suffer the smallest deviation from any part of it.’
The rigid thinker fears that dissent threatens his perfect structure, which may break down and explode like the organisations of would-be world masters in Bond films. If challenged he will double down on his carefully planned mission, which would work without a hitch if only everybody did exactly as they were told.
Does this explain Starmer’s insistence that despite strong criticisms of his hapless Foreign Secretary and Chancellor they would stay in post until the next General Election? Or his refusal to budge on the obviously calamitous inheritance tax changes for farmers?
Sir Keir’s project is enormous radical change and is a continuation of the Blairite programme for a constitutional structure that will permanently exclude the ‘forces of conservatism’ - represented by great numbers of people, perhaps the majority if the Brexit referendum is an indication. Great and lasting conflict is therefore built into this machine.
The devolution plan was designed for him by another notorious micro-manager, Gordon Brown, whose own limited tolerance for dissent was illustrated by the ‘bigoted woman’ episode, though at least he didn’t jail her.
It will fail.
One reason is the hubris of imposing a mission statement on us all: ‘The purpose of the New Britain should be grounded in the shared values and aspirations that unite the people across our country.’ There is no such unity and the attempt to impose it will be disastrous. If our political class knew any history they would see how the nation was repeatedly torn apart by attempts to foist on it various forms and structures of the Christian religion, or of kingly governance. Since then we have witnessed the results of Marxism and vengeful ethno-nationalism elsewhere.
Our flexible and evolving liberal democracy is not an ideology but a method. If it works properly it allows everyone a voice and ideas to compete without bloodshed.
Because it does not work properly - because the voting system is so skewed; because the planned scheme of regional governments threatens a proliferation of petty fiefdoms as already exemplified in Scotland and London; because as Mr Vance told Europe ‘you’re running in fear of your own voters’; because the country continues to import potential dangers and further drains on our resources while protestors are squashed - a future civil war in Britain is not unthinkable.
According to David Betz, a professor of war studies at King’s College London, it is already inevitable and could occur within the next five years. He thinks we should now concentrate on mitigating the effects - protecting cultural artefacts, developing regional seats of government (but see above comment on devolution), reviewing the security of energy support systems, nuclear weapons etc against internal threat.
We have to hope he and Elon Musk are wrong.
But it will need someone in charge who is not afraid of change; of changing his mind.
"A.D. 793. This year came dreadful fore-warnings over the land of the Northumbrians, terrifying the people most woefully: these were immense sheets of light rushing through the air, and whirlwinds, and fiery dragons flying across the firmament."
It’s not been a good week for the PM.
Yesterday, he attempted some damage limitation over the Axel Rudakubana case and the associated initial official and legal responses, but nevertheless, social media has been busy fisking him. It is not true, as some online have claimed, that he represented the Rwandan father in an asylum appeal, but immigration issues have flared up again. Why can the Government not take swift and decisive action, as Trump has done straight from his inception as President?
Belatedly, Labour have announced a public enquiry, previously avoided in favour of locally-based investigations (which might be a prey to local intimidation.) “We will not let any institution deflect from its failures,” said Sir Keir now, bowing to the inevitable.
There was a sense of predators circling at PMQs. Andrew Snowden (Con) twitted Starmer with Labour’s “honeymoon period” sackings, resignations and counter-briefings; was Sir Keir himself the root cause? “We have just won a landslide victory,” came the non-reply.
Not one like Trump’s, it must be said. Bearing in mind the slender support for Labour in July’s General Election, perhaps we should have a referendum on the PM’s radical agenda. There is a triple precedent in Britain for votes on major constitutional change – Brexit (twice) and the Alternative Vote (once, but in the light of 2024, maybe again sometime).
In the light of recent dismal news about unemployment and government borrowing, did Starmer still believe the Chancellor was doing a good job? This was asked by Rebecca Smith (Con), to which Sir Keir gave another flippant answer: “I thought the honourable Lady was just reading out the last Government’s record.”
That was hardly adequate, for as Reeves flew to Davos, a hedge fund manager was warning of a potential “debt death spiral” here. Yet the PM told Sir Bernard Jenkin (Con) that, despite our recently increased taxes and regulation, the IMF was predicting the UK would see better growth than Europe. Perhaps we should ‘trust the science’? Or at least compare results with the US, which is taking the opposite tack.
America is certainly giving us pause for thought. Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey wanted a reassurance that our farmers were not going to be undercut in trade deals with the US. The PM replied that “we will never lower our standards”. On the other hand, Trump was yesterday bemoaning America’s trade deficit with Europe and, whereas Sir Keir was telling Mike Martin (Lib Dem) of his commitment to spending 2.5% of GDP on defence, The Donald opined to his press conference that Europe needed to boost that to 5%.
Clearly, there is much for us to discuss with our special friends in Washington. Whether or not Lord Mandelson is the man to speak for us is moot; some say yes, while others think he will be somewhat restricted in his duties.
Marx said that capitalism’s inherent contradictions would cause it to collapse. Labour’s paradoxical approach to economic recovery may well do the same for us and for its own party, what with aiming for growth while making it harder and more expensive to employ people. Similarly, we still have Miliband the Mad driving for Net Zero while the Government plans to approve Heathrow’s third runway – a U-turn on Starmer and Co’s 2018 position – as Adrian Ramsay (Green) pointed out. But then, Ramsay himself is a NIMBY on ‘renewable infrastructure’, as Sir Keir reminded him.
When Will Stone (Lab) boasted of the Panattoni Park development in Swindon, the PM used the chance to mention the new National Wealth Fund’s potential contribution to economic stability and growth. Here, we have another double bind, for ‘no man can serve two masters’: exploiting our pensions for HMG’s projects may well hamper fund performance, which could in turn impact pensioners; still, the latter are by definition not ‘working people’, who ‘don’t have savings’.
The theme of the exchanges between Starmer and Badenoch was education – another field bristling in difficulties. Kemi highlighted the Children’s Wellbeing and Schools Bill’s cap on teachers’ pay and restrictions on hiring talented non-qualified staff; Sir Keir spoke of breakfast clubs and limiting uniform expenses. Kemi said that the Bill was an ‘attack on excellence’, something that did not bother Anthony Crosland when, in 1965, he promised to ‘destroy every f***ing Grammar School in England. And Wales. And Northern Ireland.’
Checking on home education was a safeguard against domestic child abuse, claimed the PM, skirting around another relevant issue – that of raising children with a radicalised political or religious agenda. Home education is a vexed area; the right to educate one’s own child ‘otherwise’, in defiance of a creeping State power grab, has become complicated by an influx of people who, in some cases, seem to have some very different values to our own. Now, we are into the culture wars, as well as a political conflict.
As of Monday, the transatlantic ideological divide seems now to be between those who want to level up, versus those determined to level down.
Different beginnings – how will the seeds grow?
This is an extraordinary animation video about dragonflies. The information about their eyes and brain, the Alien-like grabber used by the nymphs in water!
The world will work better if we try to see things as they are, not as we would like them to be. We have to tackle our tasks conscientiously and fairly, not try to lead the people back to Eden and make the lion lie down with the lamb.
When police and political representatives colluded with and covered-up systematic child sexual exploitation for fear of being seen as racist, the problem grew to a scale beyond calculation. Had the authorities acted early and firmly a huge amount of suffering could have been prevented. Instead the scandal is tempting many people to tar most of the Muslim population here with the same brush, so that community relations are far worse than if responsible parties had acted impartially.
Similarly much of the fire devastation in California could have been headed off by proper attention to basic precautions - clearing away flammable underbrush, ensuring adequate water supplies. This could have been done before (not instead of) winning virtue points for affirmative employment practices and nature conservation projects. First things first.
Perhaps the theme for our time is to reframe political disagreements. They should not be a matter of Left versus Right but of limited, practical and achievable good versus well-meaning fantasy and over-reach.
This theme is everywhere now, even in something as basic as internet search engines.
Take Google for example. If you say things their shadowy ideological teams and computer algorithms don't like, you can have your Blogger account cancelled altogether - sometimes containing many years of content. Or they can find ways to 'shadow ban' you to make you hard to find.
It has got to the point where Google's core function as a data finder has been hampered. Yesterday I sought a funny Spectator piece from 2012 by Melissa Kite about her crazy spaniel Cydney; I put in the names and other key words, in several different ways: nothing. Why? Is it because she's 'right wing'? Yet when I switched to Bing.com - bingo!
Similarly two days earlier I looked for a sexually frank poem by the Middle Scots poet William Dunbar. Too sexy, even when it's half a thousand years old? For again it was Google 0, Bing 1.
It's worrying when the world's leading search engine can't search.
I thought it might be just me, but apparently the way Google's algorithms hamper its service may be causing it to lose market share:
"Google's algorithm updates have been well documented, starting out sporadically with one in 2000 and another in 2002, then becoming increasingly more frequent over the years. In the present climate, hundreds of search algorithm changes are made every year, ranging from minor changes to far-reaching broad core algorithm updates that shake up the search engine results pages (SERPs). By contrast, Bing algorithm changes are rarely spoken about in the SEO community.
"Although Google still dominates the global search market in 2025, Microsoft has seen some incremental gains in recent times. Google retains an 89.73% share of the global market, although this has fallen from 93.47% since February 2023; during the same timeframe, Bing's share has risen from 2.18% up to 3.98%."
Ironically, I found that article without trouble!
Away with grand schemes and attempting to remake humanity by force and propaganda. Let's have openness, humility and mutual respect.
Reposted from the Bruges Group blog
At this week’s PMQs, the Prime Minister called the Conservative Opposition ‘economic vandals and fantasists’ who wanted the benefits of the Budget without saying how they would pay for them. He contrasted their approach with his - making difficult cuts, raising taxes, investing in health, public services and housing with ‘an iron-clad commitment to our fiscal rules.’
We shall see how long that iron bears the weight of reality thundering across the bridge. Starmer mocked Liz Truss for ‘crashing the economy’ but some of the trusses underpinning his own grand construction are buckling already.
That is because key parts are not welded to each other.
For example Labour’s Naushabah Khan highlighted the shortage of staff to teach construction skills to young people; Sir Keir’s solution was another new quango, Skills England, which he linked to the Government’s commitment to build 1.5 million new homes.
Are those homes needed? The ONS has predicted an increase in our population of 6.6 million between 2021 and 2036, 92% of which will be down to net immigration. Without that we would see a decline - and perhaps we should.
Besides, our housing is not overcrowded. The average number of occupants per household has dropped over 20+ years, and 8.4 million people are living alone.
What we could do with is a program of retrofitting over 3 million interwar houses to make them more energy-efficient, and perhaps dividing many of them into smaller self-contained units. No need to concrete over the green belt and our vital farmland.
But yes, if we play it right we could be entering a golden age for the skilled manual worker, and about time too.
LibDem leader Ed Davey noted the winter flu crisis in hospitals (exacerbated by problems of discharging patients who have no-one to care for them at home) and urged the PM to shorten the three-year timetable for the Casey Commission on social care. Starmer responded by blaming the Conservative Party; his iron refusal to change course ‘disappointed’ Davey.
Scottish Labour’s Kirsteen Sullivan raised the issue of access to NHS dentists north of the border. While sympathising and promising to work with the Scottish Government, Sir Keir could not resist once again attacking the SNP, who he said ‘should be ashamed.’
We need to connect this with his grand plan for UK devolution, which will quango-ise the country with mayors and regional councils, robbing power from Parliament but also from the troublesome people - goodbye district councils. There will be opportunities for corruption as our demos fragments and groups co-ordinate to take control of these new layers of government. It will all end in ‘tiers’.
The Conservatives’ Peter Bedford spoke of Age UK’s difficulties in supporting pensioners who have lost their winter fuel allowance (WFA) while themselves coping with the increase in employer’s national insurance.
Starmer reverted to his familiar strategy, a counterattack on the Tories, which served as a distraction from some more of his stubbornness. He has previously assured David Lammy of his job until the next General Election and as Rachel Reeves came under fire he has promised her the same. Goodness forbid he should change his mind.
Similarly Reeves’ disaster on the WFA and NIC could be fixed, but won’t be. What possessed Labour in taxing the employed as though they were an unhealthy luxury?
A better solution would be to tax wealthy retirees more, never mind what the manifesto said - ‘events, dear boy’. If the 40 per cent income tax threshold was dropped by £1,500 then prosperous retirees - Well-Off Older Persons (‘Woopies’) - would in effect be repaying the £300 WFA that everybody should have. It could be taken further: in Scotland there is an intermediate 21% tax band for those with an income above £25,281; their higher rate band starts at £43,663 (not £52,271 as in the rest of the UK) - and is 42%, not 40% as here. The top rate is also two points higher than in England.
Unlike younger, struggling workers WOOPIES don’t pay NIC or pension contributions, often no longer pay rent or a mortgage or have to feed, clothe and entertain children. If my paying more would help the nation out of a jam, I’d be for it, as long as it didn’t get spaffed away with incompetent management.
The exchanges between Badenoch and Starmer were the usual, what he terms ‘knockabout’, while remaining silent on the elephant in the room. Kemi has commented publicly elsewhere on the need to discriminate among groups of immigrants and their descendants, and some realistic discrimination is long overdue, not just on account of jihadism and r*p* gangs but also on the net economic effect of importing the poorer sort. Perhaps there is a degree of cross-party collusion involved in not gifting political ammo to rising new parties.
Perhaps we will not see radical, beneficial change without a great disaster. The Starmernaut will rumble on until it hits a major national pothole.
Today’s PMQs can be viewed here (starting 12:00); the Hansard transcript is here.
ukabong !
Yorkshire Airlines
Guinness 'Rhythm of Life' advert - bleah!
Fart for fart's sake - Leonard Rossiter as Le Petomane
And finally... Dinner For One:
Happy New Year!