Broad Oak: your emotional support animal

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

MasterBoozer

Masterchef: a programme about cooking, timed to go out after you've eaten, for a nation that eats too much already.
But why do this just for food?

How about MasterBoozer, a late-night post-takeaway programme for the inebriated?

"I'm really disappointed, Roy. You've got a good barley wine, but you need to take it to a new level at this stage of the competition. You could whang a quadruple scotch in... or add some warm beer and gin fer a classic Dog's Nose... like the one 've gorrere..." CRASH!

"Leave'm, 'll be alrigh. Ye', Malibu'n'Absolut's a good 'ltern... ative...mm? Wha'?"...

Crowdfunding for this project via Indigogo and Kickstarter... eventually... jus' pour myself a refill...


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3 comments:

Paddington said...

I take it you've seen these? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PL9yOSXuYc

Sackerson said...

Beyond a joke - horrifying - you can hear the cap is pristine, he must actually be drinking wine like that.

A K Haart said...

How about MasterSnort for the well-heeled?