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Thursday, June 09, 2016

The chocolate Referendum

It has become apparent that the Referendum voters do not know what they are voting for. To correct this defect, the EU has commissioned an updated edition of Fry's famous "Five Boys" chocolate bar:


It is only right that the citizens should associate the mouthwatering delight of an iconic luxury consumer item with the sweet five Presidents of the EU who, like Fry's, are there to serve and please them.

Coming soon: bucking the trend of Wagon Wheels and Cadbury's Creme Eggs, the EU plans to make its product even larger (but don't tell anyone yet, it's "under wraps"!)...



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1 comment:

Demetrius said...

Aha, yes, but I understand that this product is made now in a large shed somewhere in deepest Poland. I once visited the York factory where it was made, one of the happier days out.