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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Dinner at G8

WORLD leaders sat down to an 18-course gastronomic extravaganza at a G8 summit in Japan, which is focusing on the food crisis.

Don't scoff.

I've tried to work up an alternative menu, esp. for Gordon Brown's place (roast turkey?), but so far all I can manage is the wine:

Sweet Cherie (n/a)

Sancerre smiles

Beau jolly

Sham pain

Con yak


Anonymous said...

For Gordon:

Starters: In the soup
Entree: Stuffed (almost anything anywhere)
Main Course: Dead Duck
Dessert: Burned fingers

Drinks: Whore licks. (Is that how it is spelt?)

Bon appetit

Nick Drew said...

Parma Ham Berlusconi

Mince à la Mandelson

Select cuts of pork:
- Pig’s Ear
- Snout-in-the-Trough

Offal & Tripe

Side-dish of well-ripened tomatoes, hand-thrown by onlookers

Crème Écosse (‘Cowardy’ custard)

Hard cheese
Sour grapes

To finish:

Bombe surprise, hand-thrown by onlookers

Sackerson said...

Tres witty, both!

Nick Drew said...

plus a 'special' for Gordon:

Chicken in a basket-case

Nick Drew said...

plus something for George Bush -

Baked Alaska, served global-warm

and a rather sinister dish cooked specially by Mr Медведев's personal chef

Cold cuts, served à la russe

Anonymous said...

But, DEFINITELY, no crumpet!!!