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I've tried to work up an alternative menu, esp. for Gordon Brown's place (roast turkey?), but so far all I can manage is the wine:
Sweet Cherie (n/a)
For Gordon:Starters: In the soupEntree: Stuffed (almost anything anywhere)Main Course: Dead DuckDessert: Burned fingers Drinks: Whore licks. (Is that how it is spelt?)Bon appetit
Parma Ham BerlusconiMince à la MandelsonSelect cuts of pork:- Pig’s Ear- Snout-in-the-TroughOffal & TripeSide-dish of well-ripened tomatoes, hand-thrown by onlookersCrème Écosse (‘Cowardy’ custard)Hard cheeseSour grapesTo finish:Bombe surprise, hand-thrown by onlookers
Tres witty, both!
plus a 'special' for Gordon:Chicken in a basket-case
plus something for George Bush - Baked Alaska, served global-warmand a rather sinister dish cooked specially by Mr Медведев's personal chefCold cuts, served à la russe
But, DEFINITELY, no crumpet!!!
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