Broad Oak: your emotional support animal

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Starve the beast

Labradors are just naturally greedy. Whatever you give them they'll eat, and if you don't restrict their diet, pretty soon you'll have a coffee table on furry legs. It's not good for them or kind to them.

Whereas bankers are capable of restraint: as recently as this January, RBS boss Stephen Hester turned down a bonus worth almost £1 million. He and Bob Diamond are good examples to set our much-loved but undisciplined pets.


Paddington said...

But who can resist those eyes?

I can resist the eyes of bankers.

Sackerson said...

Good point. Perhaps the next generation of bankers will practise being really cute.