Last night's vote on the Cooper-Letwin Bill, evaluated according to Remainer logic:
1. It's not valid, because the majority won
2. Oh all right, majorities can win but this was by only one person's vote so it's too close and is void for that reason
3. OK it's not void because of the margin, but because somebody probably told a LIE at some point so the vote would have been different if only everybody knew all the details of everything and only told the truth
4. Okay, okay, (3) above happens all the time but those who voted for the Bill are probably nasty people who support things good people don't like so their votes shouldn't count
5 Look, here are cartoons to prove I'm right - ships falling off the edge of the Earth, lemmings jumping off cliffs, effigies of populist politicians shooting themselves in the head
6 Oliver Letwin is posh, need I say more?
7 You're blocked, you troll.
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