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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Galgenhumor

The kindest people have the cruellest humour, it's kind of a ying-yang thing. Seen in an advice centre for carers today:

"I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself."

6 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

Brilliant.

But how do you mean "seen", was it was of those photocopied jokes that somebody stuck on the staff notice board?

Chuckles said...

Pour some whisky on it, it comes up half cut.

Sackerson said...

Is that why whisky is called a short?

Sackerson said...

Mark - postcard-sized joke & graphic (commercial)

Sackerson said...

Something like this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/317073169_5170a5632d_m.jpg

- what's the difference between Emo and Flymo?

James Higham said...

That's rather good actually.