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Wednesday, October 02, 2013

The flash revolution of 2 October 2013

6pm: Following broadcast news reports of Mr Cameron's speech declaring Britain "a land of opportunity", 26 million employees immediately resign to become self-employed and plan to pay no tax for the next two years as they make the usual losses while creating their multinational businesses.

6.15 pm: Speaking from a television studio temporarily manned by police and Army personnel, the Prime Minster issues a correction, saying "We didn't mean you. Any of you. Now get back to work."

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1 comment:

Paddington said...

Quite right. The only 'real' jobs worthy of note and protection are those which involve producing nothing while having a large income, like merchant banking.