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Don't scoff.
I've tried to work up an alternative menu, esp. for Gordon Brown's place (roast turkey?), but so far all I can manage is the wine:
Sweet Cherie (n/a)
Sancerre smiles
Beau jolly
Sham pain
Con yak
For Gordon:Starters: In the soupEntree: Stuffed (almost anything anywhere)Main Course: Dead DuckDessert: Burned fingers Drinks: Whore licks. (Is that how it is spelt?)Bon appetit
Parma Ham BerlusconiMince à la MandelsonSelect cuts of pork:- Pig’s Ear- Snout-in-the-TroughOffal & TripeSide-dish of well-ripened tomatoes, hand-thrown by onlookersCrème Écosse (‘Cowardy’ custard)Hard cheeseSour grapesTo finish:Bombe surprise, hand-thrown by onlookers
Tres witty, both!
plus a 'special' for Gordon:Chicken in a basket-case
plus something for George Bush - Baked Alaska, served global-warmand a rather sinister dish cooked specially by Mr Медведев's personal chefCold cuts, served à la russe
But, DEFINITELY, no crumpet!!!
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For Gordon:
Starters: In the soup
Entree: Stuffed (almost anything anywhere)
Main Course: Dead Duck
Dessert: Burned fingers
Drinks: Whore licks. (Is that how it is spelt?)
Bon appetit
Parma Ham Berlusconi
Mince à la Mandelson
Select cuts of pork:
- Pig’s Ear
- Snout-in-the-Trough
Offal & Tripe
Side-dish of well-ripened tomatoes, hand-thrown by onlookers
Crème Écosse (‘Cowardy’ custard)
Hard cheese
Sour grapes
To finish:
Bombe surprise, hand-thrown by onlookers
Tres witty, both!
plus a 'special' for Gordon:
Chicken in a basket-case
plus something for George Bush -
Baked Alaska, served global-warm
and a rather sinister dish cooked specially by Mr Медведев's personal chef
Cold cuts, served à la russe
But, DEFINITELY, no crumpet!!!
Post a Comment