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Sunday, November 27, 2022

The vet will Zoom you now

Pet insurer Pets In A Pickle are now advertising ‘unlimited access to video consultations.’

The NHS is ahead of the curve; one GP told a widow to show her husband’s body on camera so he could certify the death without making a visit.

I can just see how it will work for our animal companions:

VET: Can you hold your dog up, please. Now then, what seems to be the trouble?

DOG: *Whimper, whimper.*

VET: And how long has this been troubling you?

DOG: WOOF! WOOF!

VET: Fine, I’ll send a prescription and bill via WhatsApp.

So much more efficient.

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2 comments:

Scrobs. said...

Vet: - And what is your name doggy?

Dog: - Mark!

Vet: - Then you've got a hare lip! That'll be £30.00 please!

Sackerson said...

@Scrobs: Too much, I'll only pay you arf!