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Showing posts with label Mighty Marmite Machine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mighty Marmite Machine. Show all posts
Saturday, November 07, 2009

More on Al-Collider

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Terrorist bird shuts down particle accelerator with aerial bombardment. Unless it just wanted a bit of Marmite on it?
Sunday, October 11, 2009

Death to the Higgs boson!

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Police foil Al-Collider plot to blow up sub-atomic particle.
Monday, June 08, 2009

Return of the Mighty Marmite Machine

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They've put a new fuse in the Large Hadron Collider and found a few more shillings to run it on off-peak through the coming winter. Ex-D...
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Friday, September 12, 2008

LHC update

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Two days after the Mighty Marmite Machine was switched on, and no news. Did they run out of shillings? Or is this proton recycling thing one...
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Large Hadron Collusion

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It came to me in a flash. How would you or I know the difference between decay products in a particle accelerator, and a sparkler in a steam...
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Friday, September 05, 2008

His Dark Materials don't exist

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My theory: there is no such thing as dark matter, so the Large Hadron Collider won't find it. Albert Einstein found a better way to desc...
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