Sunday, August 16, 2026

Hooooooonk!!

"That mobile alert" 

"Yes, Prime Minister?" 

"Call me Andy, mate. Could one be sent selectively, like, to marginal constituencies to boost turnout in an election?" 

"Languages, emojis and flags as appropriate?" 

"Remind me what pay grade you're on at the moment, mate."

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