Sunday, August 01, 2021

SUNDAY SMILE: A quick shag

(pic source: Wikipedia)

FACT: In flight, the cormorant manages about 33.5 mph over long distances:

'Cormorants have a flapping flight style which enables them to achieve medium speeds for birds – 54km/h has been measured over long distances. The length of individual, unbroken flights has not been studied in detail, but distances of several hundred kilometers are possible.'
    https://ec.europa.eu/environment/nature/cormorants/faq.htm

NOT A FACT:

'The Common Cormorant or shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag...'

6 comments:

  1. Cormorant and shag are closely related but different species.
    I am informed that over half the world's shags are in British Isles. Something to be proud of? Maybe not.
    So up yours, Kermits.

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  2. Put it in your pipe and smoke it.

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  3. Ha Ha Ha, Paddington!

    When I used to smoke a pipe, the tobacco of choice was 'Gold Block', and quite expensive too!

    A chum used to call it 'Millionaire's Shag'!

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  4. @Doonhamer: I didn't know that. Bit like the Oozelum and its relative the Winky-Wanky?

    @Paddington: You've got to catch it first.

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  5. You should have titled the article as "Sunday Smirk." I was expecting to see two people smoking a cigarette in bed. Nice triple pun.

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  6. @Jim: very good; presumably the prophylactic would count as a filter tip?

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