In came the old man who has spent £30,000 on National Lottery tickets since it started.
"You'd better not bend like that in front of me, or you'll get the Golden Rivet. Are you looking for your wallet?"
"A penny."
"A friend of mine once bent down for a penny, and broke his neck. Never bend down for anything less than fifty pee."
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