Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Galgenhumor

The kindest people have the cruellest humour, it's kind of a ying-yang thing. Seen in an advice centre for carers today:

"I wish my lawn was EMO so it would cut itself."

6 comments:

  1. Mark Wadsworth22 March 2011 at 17:06

    Brilliant.

    But how do you mean "seen", was it was of those photocopied jokes that somebody stuck on the staff notice board?

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  2. Chuckles22 March 2011 at 18:12

    Pour some whisky on it, it comes up half cut.

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  3. Sackerson22 March 2011 at 19:28

    Is that why whisky is called a short?

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  4. Sackerson22 March 2011 at 19:29

    Mark - postcard-sized joke & graphic (commercial)

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  5. Sackerson22 March 2011 at 19:30

    Something like this:

    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/317073169_5170a5632d_m.jpg

    - what's the difference between Emo and Flymo?

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  6. James Higham23 March 2011 at 12:14

    That's rather good actually.

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