One teacher told how she and her new boyfriend snuggled up for the night, only to have her tomcat jump on top and soak them with urine.
So they heaved aside the soggy duvet and decamped to the second bedroom. But Tom came in and did it again.
They ended up having to grab a couple of blankets and sleep on the sofa downstairs.
And...
As Goldfinger says, "Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.”
I had a great friend in my student days in Oxford (long since lost touch sadly) who told me that when he was making love to his girlfriend one night, just as matters were coming to a head, shall we say, girlfriend's kitten landed on his head, claws firmly impaled in his scalp.
ReplyDeleteKeep pets out of the bedroom, is all I will say :-)
It's not Goldfinger, if I recall. It's the antagonist in the book 'Diamonds are Forever'.
ReplyDeleteI can imagine getting caught once but three times shows that they are clearly morons. My cat would have been booted out after the first time.
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